I now have super powers thanks to the generosity of my two daughters and the wonderful present they gave this past Christmas. Over the course of this month I will be taking a look at the many wonderful gifts I was given, but first up is my new set of X-Ray Spex [sic] which makes a man to be dealt with. This new ability to see through things, especially the clothing of beautiful women (gasp) makes me darn near delirious with anticipation of wandering the streets and discovering a whole new world.
What do you mean it's an illusion? What do you mean that I really cannot penetrate the privacy of beautiful dames with my lusty glare? What do you mean I'm a perverted old fart for even wanting to do so? I am so disappointed!
But at least I'll look exceptionally cool.
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Just remember: don't wear them too much -- you could go blind (!).
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